Do vagina's smell?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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