Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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