I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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