My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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