sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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