Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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