North Korea, Best Korea!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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