I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
This is my gift to your gina
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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