im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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