Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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