Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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