i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
