Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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