did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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