My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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