Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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