Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
