So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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