Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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