Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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