They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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