I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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