This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
did i walk over a car last night?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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