Nicole vs. Life
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Everclear isn't food dammit
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Just puked most of my soul out..
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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