The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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