If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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