What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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