Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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