How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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