Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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