I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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