wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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