Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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