i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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