real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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