I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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