It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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