If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
In America we eat man semen.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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