I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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