I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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