I wanna bring you to show and tell
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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