I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I think I won the penis lottery.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He did a backflip because drugs
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