i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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