and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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