did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
this is an emotional support booty call
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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