I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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