I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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