That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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