So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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