ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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