no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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