so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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