Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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