I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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