New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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