She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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